Bare knees – dedicated to the American Flapper... God bless her. And dress her!
It all began in Hanford City... where there are still long skirts, long hair, long marriages!
– She doesn't need perfume... She's married.
– Funny how a man likes perfume on any woman except his wife.
Say... women have been outwitting men wver since Eve fed Adam the apple-sauce!
– Young lady, your bare knees and bare back are going to get you into trouble. Men find it difficult enough to be moral, even when women dress decently!
– It isn't what you wear on your body, it's what you wear in your head.
Mother Eve didn't get into trouble till she covered herself with fig leaves.
Our mother didn't leave us much... but she sure left it in the right places!
Marriage is like eating a mushroom... you don't know if it's poison until it's too late.
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